Ground control to Major Pope

II have thoughts of Ziggy Stardust and the Pope.

Why won't the Ppe die.

Why won't they let him retire into the Papal Hall of fame.

It's beginning to feel like "Weekend at Pope-ies". It's incredible to me. The poor man is in such ill health. Let him go. Time for a new Pope.

With that in mind..

I throw my pointy hat into the ring. I am nominating myself to be the Pope. It's time for a change in the church. Time to spice it up a little bit. Give someone the chance to be a pope for a new generation. The Pepsi of Pope.

Why not a Pope people can relate to. How about a Pope who looks awake when he's awake.

Lord knows the church can use an image change what with it's raping and pillaging of our youth. It's the underground inquisition. it's pretty fucked up.

One more time. All this priest kiddy raping shit is pretty fucked up.

No way around that

On the same vein. If Michael Jackson is convicted that's a pretty fucked up scene as well

Don't want to say he's guilty. Let the courts do that. When it's a fact then we'll talk about it.

Anyway. On to Ziggy Stardust: Father of Glam.

He launched a million punk and hair bands with his act.

Mick Ronson is Nigel Tufnel of Spinal tap.

Long live rock and roll as a big elaborate performance.

I think the time is upon us for a band to make a movie. Not just a concert DVD but a full on movie. A remake of "The Man Who Fell 2 Earth."

It's Friday. I'm checking out early today.

Rock on.

#2 2/22/2005

Day 2 Blog blog blog.

You know in a world where BALCO runs baseball into the ground it's time for some revolutionary change in the sport.

I propose the following:

1) Let baseball players do whatever they want to their bodies signing a waiver that allows MLB not to be liable for any of it.
2) Move the walls back to where they were in the 20's-60's.

Think about it.

Right now Barry Bonds is hitting a tennis ball with an aluminum bat.

Level the playing field.

I'd rather see a long 500' home run/ Make it Ruthian.

Gehrig and Ruth and Cobb and all the old time greats swung for a fence much deeper than today's.

But the fans like the long ball, we can't hit it that far naturally.

Wah Wah Bonds.
Wah Wah McGwire.

Ruth hit 60 Home Runs without BALCO and while fighting of syphilis on occasion and a hangover every day.

The wasn't even a BALCO? Surely I jest.

Now the Revolutionary here has been a fan of Baseball since he was 3. Always played ball all the way through high school and a little in college until I realized that there was a whole other level people play at and on my best day I scraped it.

Wah wah I wasn't going to be a Yankee.

Sucks to be me.

But I found my guitar and writing and other things to get me laid so I keep going.

Incidentally anyone who thinks rock and roll isn't dead right now is wrong.

Green Day did not save rock. Green Day is N'Sync with Blue Hair.

Emo didn't save rock either. Emo just gets ugly dudes chick like Gwyneth Paltrow.

F Emo. Rock is all about cock.

"death and my cock are the world" JM

Jim was right. Rock Roll music is all about death and sex.

It says my lady is fuckin’ my best friend I'm drinking whiskey my life suck

but FUCK YOU!!!!

FUCK YOU HARD because I ROCK!!

not wah wah wah you hurt my feelings when you took my favorite tea cozy.

ROCK isn't pretty. Rock is Lemme.

Rock is the Cocoa Puff on Lemme's face. You can't look at ROCK too long before it spits in your fucking eye.

If you don't know who Lemme is you don't know ROCK!

Rock is no longer captured in the pages of Rolling Stone.

Clear Channel does not ROCK!!

Ticket Bastard does not ROCK!!

You know what does ROCK?

3AM last call for alcohol!! wasted listening to a great new band that brings it while talking to a girl with strawberry hair and a nose ring about h cool her tattoo is. There's rock in a bucket for you.

Rock n Roll people. Do something to change the world.

Change it for the better. Doesn't have to be radical but if everyone did a little something to change their world all the little things would lead to something big.

Go drive down somewhere with your windows open and listen to Rock and Roll. Any song that makes you do 95 on the highway. Your choice.

Go rock out with your cock out and give homage to the gods of rock and roll.

#1 2/21/2005

I read the news today…oh boy.

Hunter just put the Gone in Gonzo and left a group of people without a leader. He left us with more questions than he had answers.

Bad trip? Good Trip? Who the fuck knows? Only Hunter and his gun.

In this place which we call a Kingdom of Fear a Mecca of Code Orange and WMD. We have no superheroes.

Superman-Dead
Jerry-Dead
Jimi-Dead
Jim-Dead
Hunter-Dead


Just add him to the pile I say. It’s time to rework the history, it’s time for new folk heroes time for new myths and legends.

It is our responsibility to make this happen and not float down the river of life as a group of human turds allowing others to dictate our fate. IT is up to US the people to make something happen.

We need some ACTION around here. We have enough REACTION and now it is time to ACT!!

When vanilla is the choice of a nation someone has to run around with the sprinkles an liven it up.

The only thing more dead than the folk heroes of the Gonzo culture is the culture we live in today. It’s fucking shot man I mean look around you there is no danger. No tangible danger, yea there’s danger over there but over here is a Jessica Simpson,. Brittney Spears 3:05 in the can culture.

People want their milk pasteurized their water pure and there entertainment safe.

When the FCC is the biggest network exec on the planet, it is time to spin the planet the other way.

I don’t want to be an American Idiot either but I won’t sit by and idly let people dictate what’s what in my world.

Have no opinion and you might as well agree with it.

Get up and stand up and DO something. The couch is safe the world exciting. Make your fucking choices and live or die with them.

Athletes, politicians, and Clergy all can’t be trusted. There’s no one to look up to. There is no John Wayne today there is no hero.

Look into yourself to be a hero. You WANT change?

Then MAKE it.

Or FUCK it

OR go FUCK someone.

Although it’s very un PC to fuck anyone these days, it’s much better to make love but to be honest occasionally fucking is fun. Crass? Sure. Fun. Hell YA!

What we’re missing here is a general willingness to say fuck it to the conventions of the world and do our own thing. Do YOUR own things don’t do MY thing have fun and be yourself and get of in the only way you know how.

I want to See a little ACTION around here.

You’re all a bunch of SLAVES

It was true in Egypt, The Civil War, The 60’s and now. Shit it’s been true from Egypt until now.

Slavery is alive today.

Slavery is putting in the extra hours on a Saturday. Fuck THAT we’ve earned the right to down time. The PROJECT shouldn’t be bigger than the people creating it. The people define the PROJECT in life not the other way around.

It is time for some radical action around here it is time to get up and tell the boss to go FUCK himself. Or if you prefer make love to himself.

It’s time to become a psychological astronaut and test the boundaries of your psyche, experiment with the one tool which you should have complete control over enjoy laugh love cry hate scream but just fucking LIVE. You owe it to your parents and their parents to do so. They worked so you can LIVE

Shoot your TIVO. Shoot mine. It runs my head these days.

I don’t watch anything unless TIVO tells me to do it. Damn I’m an addict like the rest of you but I am recognizing it and trying to run the other way.

Read a book, read 2 it won’t kill you.

Go to an event get out of the house and go see some live music not brought to you by Clear Channel and Budweiser. Write a song because you just fucking feel like it Don’t worry if it’s good or bad as long as its yours.

Do you think he did it out of FEAR? Do you think it was self LOATHING. Do you think Hunter became the Hunted? Do we know why? No. Will we ever know why? Probably Not to the degree that we want to know.

We must learn from tragedy, we have to take away something from this and let him not go in vain.

The people who think HST was a drugged out loser don’t understand what was really going on. Let them tune into nightline and open their feed holes to the processed Spam we call news, let them buy into the bullshit and not look for another side to the story.

EVERY story has another side, EVERY argument debate war terrorist act has ANOTHER side.
People don’t want the other side. People want the side they’re on. People want to be told who is the good guy and the bad guy and want John McClain to take out the Alan Rickman and cheer about it in the end.

I’m sure Hans Gruber has some valid points along the way.

I bet Kim Jong Il has one or 2 good points.

We need to process all of it and not let it go to waste. Hearing one side is like ripping the centerfold in half. Sure she has good tits but there could be a cock down below.

Look out for the cock. It’ll fuck you in the end.

Here’s to life. Live it your own way. May Gonzo be reincarnated sooner or later and may you all find love along the way.

HST RIP

Let me preface this with the following:

1) I don't think I am HST
2) HST will be missed and there will be no duplicate.
3) This is my blog and my ranting and raving. Feel free to comment but know in your heart of hearts I don't care.